me: i’m gonna study when i get home
me: i’ll just study before i go to bed
me: i’ll just study in the morning
me: i’ll just study on the way to school
me: i’ll just study in this class
me: i’ll just study in the hall
me: i’ll just study before the test
me: i’ll just study during the test
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i know lechuga means lettuce in spanish and all but shouldnt it be like train
bc all i can think of is leCHUGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER
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so i opened my fucking oven today, to see this gooey cheesey shit and i was like - who the fuck left cheese in the fucking oven? then i fucking looked into it anDIT WASNT FUCKING CHEESE TI WAS FUCKING KNIFE, THERE WA SA FUCKING KNIFE MELTING IN MY FUCKING OVEN ThAT MELTED SHIT AINT FUCKING CHEESE THATS THE FUCKIN MELTED HANDLE
UGH WHAT AM I SUPPSOED TO DO WITH A FUCKING MELTED KNIFE CHESE FUCKING THING GOD I AHTE EVERYOME
ITFUCKING DRIED WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS BROKEASS FUCKIN CCHEESE KNIFE THING THIS ISA FLAT FUCKING HANDLE I CANT CUT WITH A FLAT HANDLE FFUCKF SHIT FUCKING COCKSUCKINGFUCKC
You should try living up to your url more “Mister Sunny”
JUAN, I WILL COME TO YOUR HOME AND STAB YOU IN THE FACE WITH THIS FUCKING CHEESE KNIFE.
im sorry that was totally uncalled for im just really passionate about this knife
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How Animals Eat Their Food
this is my fav thing omg.
haahahahahahaha
this is great. way funnier as a video thou.
why hasn’t this got more notes?
i’m crying with laughter… the kangaroo one though i can’t
(Source: unabating, via honeyreleasemyheart)
